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I got all fancied up for my romantic date night with the one an only Mr. Analizer himself and I was dumb enough to think that I would make it out of his room without getting completely slutted the fuck out.. The moment he laid his eyes on me I knew I was doomed to get my ass and throat destroyed and there was no way that my makeup was going to make it out hehehe... Am I complaining? hahahah NEVER.