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It's been one heck of a stressful week for Seth, so he's decided to grab himself a massage! When he arrives at the parlor, he's greeted by his lovely masseuse, Queenie Sateen. Queenie asks Seth a few questions to get an idea of what he's looking for and quickly determines that he needs something a little extra... a NURU massage. Seth's never heard of a NURU massage, but he's an open-minded guy who's willing to try anything. Besides, how different from an actual massage could it really be? So just imagine his surprise when Queenie instructs him to get fully naked and lie facedown on the mat. He obeys and notices with an excited grin that Queenie's going to get naked with him as well. What has he gotten himself into? But as Queenie glides her gel-soaked body over Seth, he starts to feel all his stress melt away. This just has to be the BEST massage he's ever had... And when Queenie offers to give him a happy ending, it seems like this massage is only going to get better! As far as Seth's concerned, it's NURU or nothing from now on!